Lift Club Soap

$22.22

Lift Club Soap
Description

March 2020 when the gyms close down, "underground" training and blackmarket gym sessions birth the Lift Club

The Rules of Lift Club

  1. You DO NOT talk about Lift Club

  2. YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT LIFT CLUB

  3. SOMEONES PASSES OUT, THROWS UP, THE LIFT IS OVER

  4. LIFT WITH WHATEVER YOU CAN, FOR AS LONG AS YOU CAN

  5. RERACK YOUR WEIGHTS

  6. THE LIFT WILL GO ON AS LONG AS IT HAS TO

  7. IF THIS IS YOUR FIRST LIFT, AT THE LIFT CLUB, YOU HAVE TO LIFT

  8. WIPE YOUR BODILY FLUIDS OFF, AFTER YOUR FINISHED LIFTING